I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my sisters under your porch take her home
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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