I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
