I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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