Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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