I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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