So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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