it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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