He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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