Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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