its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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