Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just invented taco cereal.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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