Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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