I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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