You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want her autograph on my taint
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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