its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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