Me too!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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