I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i came on her dog
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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