spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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