The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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