I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do herpes really smell.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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