My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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