I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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