I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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