Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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