We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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