She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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