i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Acid is not a monday night drug
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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