Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
