? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
there's paper in my vomit.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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