I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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