No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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