I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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