So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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