the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
