SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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