BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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