As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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