I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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