that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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