I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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