So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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