You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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