Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
