i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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