is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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