so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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