So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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