he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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