i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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