I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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