I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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