No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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