do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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