Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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