Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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